a day for the toilets

so i lost my cell phone today. to the toilet. it was such a split second sort of thing that i couldn't even think what happened and plunged my hand into the toilet after it. i was coming home to let the pippy out and some how she escaped from the kitchen, where we keep her during the day while we are at work, and had gotten into everything in the living room and dining room but i had to hurry and let her out to pee then i had to pee. well in my hurry to pee my phone fell out of my pocket and straight to the bottom of the toilet. and sickening plunk plunk and i knew immediately it was done. and it was. so now i have this crappy loaner phone until the 1st of march when i am eligible for my upgrade for free. i guess though that it could be worse off because they could say sorry no loaner phone for you and i would be screwed. but this one doesn't have and antenna so there is no signal and worst of all i only have like 4 numbers in it so am only able to call the bank, jay, jay's, parents and work. i dont even know my parents phone number. isn't that weird to not know phone numbers anymore. i mean i used to be able to remember all my friends numbers by heart and now i dont even know my moms. it was just speed dial three. it is strange how attached we become the familiar. whether it be speed dial 3 or 2023-
that is something else that i have been meaning to complain about. at work we have user IDs and my number since i have worked for Hertz has been 2023. this number however had to be changed for security reasons and now it is 1371 so stupid number that means nothing to me and is messing my whole world up. it is hard enough when it is password changing day but then to not have the same ID is it like taking the nose off my face and switching it like i am some sort of Mr. Potato head- and let me tell you- i am no potato. but what can you do... i just miss 2023.

so now that i dont suck at blogging so bad... could you all please send me you phone numbers. i am without and i dont know what to do.